if you drive drunk or even just think drunk driving isn’t a big deal then stay the helllll away from me
Jesus Pretending To Hold Up The Leaning Tower Of Pisa
This makes me so happy.
am i punk yet
via Michel Bourgois
The best idea god could come up with, to transmit a clear message from god…to the whole diversified world…*
"Chinese Whispers"**…for thousands of years…by competing religious factions…does not make for a reliable Old Testament…
"Chinese Whispers"**…for decades…by competing religious factions…does not make for a reliable New Testament…
* Having waited 4,000 years from the fall (according to religious myth), to an era of primitive illiteracy and recording medium impermanence…god could have just waited another 2,000 years until we had live HD global TV, video cameras, internet and social networks…YouTube and the NSA…!
** “When a story is told from person to person…it inevitably gets distorted and exaggerated. This process is called “Chinese Whispers”“
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